Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday. Before you ask, yes because it\'s your special day we can do anal".

Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday. Congratulations on making it another year STD free".

Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday. Congratulations on making it another year STD free".

Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday. Congratulations on having something between your tits none of us have .... your belly button".

Outside of card reads "Fuck you and fuck your birthday".

Outside of card reads "Happy birthday. I hope you enjoy a huge cock. * Damn autocorrect. I meant cake ;-)".

Outside of card reads "I got this from a garage. Told you I was a cunt!".

Outside of card reads "Let\'s eat, drink, go out and get finger banged".

Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday.  It\'s a shame that most people signing this card think your a twat".

Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday You Cunt".

Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday Knobhead".

Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday You Slut".

Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday You Twat".

Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in April. Happy Birthday".

Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in August. Happy Birthday".

Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in December. Happy Birthday".

Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in February. Happy Birthday".

Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in January. Happy Birthday".

Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in July. Happy Birthday".

Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in June. Happy Birthday".

Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in March. Happy Birthday".

Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in May. Happy Birthday".

Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in November. Happy Birthday".

Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in October. Happy Birthday".