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Before you ask, yes because it's your special day we can do anal
Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday. Before you ask, yes because it\'s your special day we can do anal".
Another Year STD Free (Pink)
Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday. Congratulations on making it another year STD free".
Another Year STD Free (Blue)
Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday. Congratulations on making it another year STD free".
Between your tits
Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday. Congratulations on having something between your tits none of us have .... your belly button".
Fuck you and fuck your birthday
Outside of card reads "Fuck you and fuck your birthday".
Hope you enjoy a huge cock
Outside of card reads "Happy birthday. I hope you enjoy a huge cock. * Damn autocorrect. I meant cake ;-)".
I got this from a garage
Outside of card reads "I got this from a garage. Told you I was a cunt!".
Let's eat, drink, go out and get finger banged
Outside of card reads "Let\'s eat, drink, go out and get finger banged".
Most people signing this card think your a twat
Outside of card reads "Happy Birthday. It\'s a shame that most people signing this card think your a twat".
Only cunts are born in April
Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in April. Happy Birthday".
Only cunts are born in August
Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in August. Happy Birthday".
Only cunts are born in December
Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in December. Happy Birthday".
Only cunts are born in February
Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in February. Happy Birthday".
Only cunts are born in January
Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in January. Happy Birthday".
Only cunts are born in July
Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in July. Happy Birthday".
Only cunts are born in June
Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in June. Happy Birthday".
Only cunts are born in March
Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in March. Happy Birthday".
Only cunts are born in May
Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in May. Happy Birthday".
Only cunts are born in November
Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in November. Happy Birthday".
Only cunts are born in October
Outside of card reads "Only cunts are born in October. Happy Birthday".