Outside of card reads "Taurus" and offering a definition of "1. Pleasure seeking, loves control, dependable, grounded and highly sensual in nature. 2. Full of bullshit".

Outside of card reads "Virgo" and offering a definition of "1. Particular, logical, practical, sense of duty, critical. 2. Cock, cock, cock".

Outside of card reads "Scorpio" and offering a definition of "1.Passionate, exacting, loves extremes, combative, reflective. 2. Cock lover".

Outside of card reads "Libra" and offering a definition of "1.Balanced, seeks beauty, sense of justice. 2. 100% twat".

Outside of card reads "Sagittarius" and offering a definition of "1. Happy, absent minded, creative, adventurous. 2. 10% boring. 90% cunt".

Outside of card reads "Capricorn" and offering a definition of "1. Timeless, driven, calculating, ambitious. 2. Two faced twat".

Outside of card reads "Leo" and offering a definition of "1. Generous, organised, protective, beautiful. 2. Attention seeking cock".

Outside of card reads "Aries" and offering a definition of "1. Courageous, energetic, wilful, commanding, leading. Often leads when following would be best course of action. 2. Absolute twat".

Outside of card reads "Pisces" and offering a definition of "1. Likeable, energetic, passionate, sensitive. 2. First date shagger".

Outside of card reads "Aquarius" and offering a definition of "1.Forward thinking, communicative, people oriented, stubborn, generous and dedicated. 2. Cock gobbler".

Outside of card reads "Cancer" and offering a definition of "1. Emotional, group oriented, seeks security, family. 2. Experienced slag".

Outside of card reads "By this time next week we\'ll finding all your hidden mistakes".

Outside of card reads "Sorry your leaving.  Who\'s tits are we going to stare at now?".

Outside of card reads "We\'re not sorry your leaving. You\'re a massive twat".

Outside of card reads "We\'re not sorry your leaving. You\'re a massive cunt".

Outside of card reads "You\'re leaving. 1. Better opportunity. 2. Increased pay and benefits. 3. Chance of progression. 4. Training offered. I smell bullshit".

Outside of card reads "Alligator Chomp" with an offensive, rude and funny meaning.

Outside of card reads "Bite Back" with an offensive, rude and funny meaning.

Outside of card reads "Dickathon" with an offensive, rude and funny meaning.

Outside of card reads "Sack Bagging" with an offensive, rude and funny meaning.

Outside of card reads "Tarmacing" with an offensive, rude and funny meaning.

Outside of card reads "Wet Boar" with an offensive, rude and funny meaning.

Outside of card reads "Warning. The person reading this card is an attention seeking bastard"

Outside of card reads "Warning. The person reading this card is the biggest slag in town"