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Offensive definition of Taurus
Outside of card reads "Taurus" and offering a definition of "1. Pleasure seeking, loves control, dependable, grounded and highly sensual in nature. 2. Full of bullshit".
Offensive definition of Virgo
Outside of card reads "Virgo" and offering a definition of "1. Particular, logical, practical, sense of duty, critical. 2. Cock, cock, cock".
Offensive definition of Scorpio
Outside of card reads "Scorpio" and offering a definition of "1.Passionate, exacting, loves extremes, combative, reflective. 2. Cock lover".
Offensive definition of Libra
Outside of card reads "Libra" and offering a definition of "1.Balanced, seeks beauty, sense of justice. 2. 100% twat".
Offensive definition of Sagittarius
Outside of card reads "Sagittarius" and offering a definition of "1. Happy, absent minded, creative, adventurous. 2. 10% boring. 90% cunt".
Offensive definition of Capricorn
Outside of card reads "Capricorn" and offering a definition of "1. Timeless, driven, calculating, ambitious. 2. Two faced twat".
Offensive definition of Leo
Outside of card reads "Leo" and offering a definition of "1. Generous, organised, protective, beautiful. 2. Attention seeking cock".
Offensive definition of Aries
Outside of card reads "Aries" and offering a definition of "1. Courageous, energetic, wilful, commanding, leading. Often leads when following would be best course of action. 2. Absolute twat".
Offensive definition of Pisces
Outside of card reads "Pisces" and offering a definition of "1. Likeable, energetic, passionate, sensitive. 2. First date shagger".
Offensive definition of Aquarius
Outside of card reads "Aquarius" and offering a definition of "1.Forward thinking, communicative, people oriented, stubborn, generous and dedicated. 2. Cock gobbler".
Offensive definition of Cancer
Outside of card reads "Cancer" and offering a definition of "1. Emotional, group oriented, seeks security, family. 2. Experienced slag".
We'll be finding all your hidden mistakes
Outside of card reads "By this time next week we\'ll finding all your hidden mistakes".
Sorry your leaving. Who's tits are we going to stare at
Outside of card reads "Sorry your leaving. Who\'s tits are we going to stare at now?".
We're not sorry your leaving. You're a massive twat
Outside of card reads "We\'re not sorry your leaving. You\'re a massive twat".
We're not sorry your leaving. You're a massive cunt
Outside of card reads "We\'re not sorry your leaving. You\'re a massive cunt".
You're leaving (reasons). I smell bullshit
Outside of card reads "You\'re leaving. 1. Better opportunity. 2. Increased pay and benefits. 3. Chance of progression. 4. Training offered. I smell bullshit".
Definition of Alligator Chomp
Outside of card reads "Alligator Chomp" with an offensive, rude and funny meaning.
Definition of Bite Back
Outside of card reads "Bite Back" with an offensive, rude and funny meaning.
Definition of Dickathon
Outside of card reads "Dickathon" with an offensive, rude and funny meaning.
Definition of Sack Bagging
Outside of card reads "Sack Bagging" with an offensive, rude and funny meaning.
Definition of Tarmacing
Outside of card reads "Tarmacing" with an offensive, rude and funny meaning.
Definition of Wet Boar
Outside of card reads "Wet Boar" with an offensive, rude and funny meaning.
The person reading this card is an attention seeking bastard
Outside of card reads "Warning. The person reading this card is an attention seeking bastard"
The person reading this card is the biggest slag in town
Outside of card reads "Warning. The person reading this card is the biggest slag in town"