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Offensive definition of Taurus
Outside of card reads "Taurus" and offering a definition of "1. Pleasure seeking, loves control, dependable, grounded and highly sensual in nature. 2. Full of bullshit".
Offensive definition of Virgo
Outside of card reads "Virgo" and offering a definition of "1. Particular, logical, practical, sense of duty, critical. 2. Cock, cock, cock".
Offensive definition of Scorpio
Outside of card reads "Scorpio" and offering a definition of "1.Passionate, exacting, loves extremes, combative, reflective. 2. Cock lover".
Offensive definition of Libra
Outside of card reads "Libra" and offering a definition of "1.Balanced, seeks beauty, sense of justice. 2. 100% twat".
Offensive definition of Sagittarius
Outside of card reads "Sagittarius" and offering a definition of "1. Happy, absent minded, creative, adventurous. 2. 10% boring. 90% cunt".
Offensive definition of Capricorn
Outside of card reads "Capricorn" and offering a definition of "1. Timeless, driven, calculating, ambitious. 2. Two faced twat".
Offensive definition of Leo
Outside of card reads "Leo" and offering a definition of "1. Generous, organised, protective, beautiful. 2. Attention seeking cock".
Offensive definition of Aries
Outside of card reads "Aries" and offering a definition of "1. Courageous, energetic, wilful, commanding, leading. Often leads when following would be best course of action. 2. Absolute twat".
Offensive definition of Pisces
Outside of card reads "Pisces" and offering a definition of "1. Likeable, energetic, passionate, sensitive. 2. First date shagger".
Offensive definition of Aquarius
Outside of card reads "Aquarius" and offering a definition of "1.Forward thinking, communicative, people oriented, stubborn, generous and dedicated. 2. Cock gobbler".
Offensive definition of Cancer
Outside of card reads "Cancer" and offering a definition of "1. Emotional, group oriented, seeks security, family. 2. Experienced slag".