Outside of card reads "Taurus" and offering a definition of "1. Pleasure seeking, loves control, dependable, grounded and highly sensual in nature. 2. Full of bullshit".

Outside of card reads "Virgo" and offering a definition of "1. Particular, logical, practical, sense of duty, critical. 2. Cock, cock, cock".

Outside of card reads "Scorpio" and offering a definition of "1.Passionate, exacting, loves extremes, combative, reflective. 2. Cock lover".

Outside of card reads "Libra" and offering a definition of "1.Balanced, seeks beauty, sense of justice. 2. 100% twat".

Outside of card reads "Sagittarius" and offering a definition of "1. Happy, absent minded, creative, adventurous. 2. 10% boring. 90% cunt".

Outside of card reads "Capricorn" and offering a definition of "1. Timeless, driven, calculating, ambitious. 2. Two faced twat".

Outside of card reads "Leo" and offering a definition of "1. Generous, organised, protective, beautiful. 2. Attention seeking cock".

Outside of card reads "Aries" and offering a definition of "1. Courageous, energetic, wilful, commanding, leading. Often leads when following would be best course of action. 2. Absolute twat".

Outside of card reads "Pisces" and offering a definition of "1. Likeable, energetic, passionate, sensitive. 2. First date shagger".

Outside of card reads "Aquarius" and offering a definition of "1.Forward thinking, communicative, people oriented, stubborn, generous and dedicated. 2. Cock gobbler".

Outside of card reads "Cancer" and offering a definition of "1. Emotional, group oriented, seeks security, family. 2. Experienced slag".