It's not going to suck itself
Outside of card reads "It's not going to suck itself. Happy Valentines"
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FREE UK delivery - Royal Mail 1st Class
Cards & badges sent same day, order before 11am
Shipping to USA and Spain now available
We might be a small, family run business but we're serious about our cards. These are not 'home printed' cards, not that there is anything wrong with that. Your 5"x7" card is professionally printed right here in the UK on 300gsm bright white TruCard. With every rude card you have the option to choose from one of our high quality coloured envelopes with the card arriving cello wrapped for protection.
Dispatched the same day, Monday to Friday, if ordered before 11am. We send all our cards in a board backed plain envelope to ensure complete secrecy. We don't mention Rude Cards on the packaging.
For UK orders it's sent to you Royal Mail 1st class, free of charge, so it should be with you the next day. However, this is the UK so please allow up to 5 days for delivery. We do offer international shipping and the cost will be calculated when you checkout.
Please note that all our cards are supplied blank. We've created the humour, rudeness and offence, so it's now up to you to personalise it. Enjoy
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